THE HARRY TIMES

I’ve heard that when a Tiger wants to lay low they hide in the bush, I’m not sure but in light of whats happened that might not be the best place to hide in. It’s been said he’s checked himself into a sex addition clinic somewhere in Mississippi. Can it be does Hugh H. has a mansion in Mississippi? go figure.  So it’s like he’s signed a contract to not have sex or a celibacy contract for the time he’s in treatment.  So what do they do at one of these places? pole dances, lap dances but you gotta keep the putter in the bag; my god they aren’t even letting him hit his balls.

Since this started Tigers really been in the ruff, first you crash your car at the end of your driveway; his wife Elin breaks out the rear window with a nine iron and proceeds to pull him out using only his putter. He probably was fine after the accident it was the rescue that did’em in.  I wasn’t there so one can only imagine how that went.  Then his indiscretions came to light and it’s not like he had a little tryst while away on a lonely road trip, he was shooting for a bakers dozen.  When you’re that famous ya gotta know it’s going to get expensive; think about it a waitress on waitress wages a little roll in the hay with a married  guy that’s say worth this side of a billion ….. well maybe it was love.  Maybe it was time to fess up and maybe tell your wife marriage isn’t your deal anymore and work out those child visitation issue’s.  In the long run it might have been more cost effective and maybe the rest of the world would think a little better of him.  Ya know you have a little indiscretion you can maybe over look that buuuutttt have a dozen or so partners on the side … that might be pushing it a bit on the forgiveness side of things.   And it’s been suggested now Elin is staying with Brett Farve, so what, he needs some consoling since he blew the run to the super bowl (sorry Brett I wanted to see you win after the beating you were taking) . Well life moves on just at a different pace for each of us.

Time to think about how to pay for all this; since he didn’t think to maybe split before the Tiger was let out of the tank it’s time to work out those endorsements for products.  Lose a few, change a few, gain a few.  This shouldn’t be a problem for his agent, I would think; if he’s having problems call me we’ll get back on track, think of it as new opportunities.  Lets see for Nike he can endorse a new line of running shoes, Gatorade- why this is a great opportunity for them as well  they can create a new stamina type drink, you know with a tag line like; put a little tiger in your tank it’ll make your putter stand on end.  How about Titlest golf balls you could say when you really need some balls.  There are endless opportunities created here.  I found this click on this PARE-MATES-CADDY he’d own this.

We shouldn’t think of this as a fallen icon but more of a transition in life.  Maybe there’s a lesson in here somewhere.  Maybe what Tiger should do is explore other opportunities, now that he has tarnished that good boy image he should consider buying the RAIDERS, Al’s pretty old and there needs to be a change there as well.

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